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The Worthless Son-in-Laws, sons-in-law of various mothers-in-law who have chosen to remain unnamed, request the honor of your presence even if your honor has been besmirched a bit already at our Album Release Party for our new album Resplendent Verge on Saturday the twenty-first of July, two thousand eighteen that means this Saturday you know, […]

Put on your scuba gear, ladies and gentlemen! The Worthless Son-in-Laws are returning to Murphy’s Restaurant & Pub this Friday, February 10th.  Not only is Murphy’s Boone’s divey-est dive, but its oldest dive, according to their website.  Which is good, because we are slowly working our way toward becoming Boone’s oldest and divey-est band, and […]

Dear friends, lovers, confidantes, hangers-on, Monday man-crushes, Wednesday woman-crushes, Tuesday two-toed sloth-crushes, throwback-Thursdayers, weekday-order warriors, temporary mini-igloo dwellers, mildly-dismayed family members, and occasionally-engaged acquaintances, Happy New Year!   We hope it’s far enough along into 2017 that your new year’s resolutions have already gone the way of representative democracy in America and that you now have […]

Dear Colleague: It has come to our attention that the Worthless Son-in-Laws will be participating in two musical performances this weekend. It is indeed a positive development that we ourselves have received notice of this actionable intel, as we are the said performing group in question, and plan to continue being such, moving forward. We […]

Howdy, Friends, Just wanted to let you know that the Worthless Son-in-Laws are playing tomorrow evening at Valle Crucis Park, around 7:00 PM. Our fifth show ever was a gig playing for the nascent Valle Crucis Music in the Park series in 2004.  There were at least 15 people there, and only nine of them […]

Dear friend, It’s a few hours until our next show, and we’re letting you know it right now, because we know how you like spontaneity and stuff. And since it’s Mother’s Day weekend, it’s a good time to think about your mom, and maybe you can imagine her telling you how you need to get […]

Howdy friends, If you’re a regular patron of Twigs bar in Blowing Rock, you can ignore this message, and we will see you soon. However, if you are not a Twigular, then we would like to inform you that this Saturday, in the later post-meridian hours (9 until close), we will be occupying the alcove-like […]

O.k., Good Peoples, here’s the deal: The Worthless Son-in-Laws are playing tonight (yes, tonight—I know, don’t give me that look) at Galileo’s for the annual Western Youth Network (a charitable group helping youths in the High Country) benefit hosted by Psi Chi (a shady cartel of pre-owned-home-tanning-booth merchants intent on passing themselves off as the […]