The Worthless Son-in-Laws at the Watauga Farmers’ Market, Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

Dear Friends, Trusted Associates, and Respected Colleagues,

The musical group known as the Worthless Son-in-Laws, in whose e-mailing list you have somehow become (perhaps involuntarily) entangled, would like to let you know of an impending performance at the Watauga County Farmers’ Market this Saturday, the 22nd of May, 2010, at approximately 8:30 o’clock in the morning.

If you are not familiar with the particular joys of getting up early of a Saturday morning; strolling along the many stalls and shade tents burgeoning with local and organic produce, meats, plants, flowers, and crafts; drinking too much coffee; eating a fried pie even though you already had an ample breakfast; spying on the consumption habits of your neighbors and fellow community members; and filling your eco-friendly cloth bag with sundry vegetables and fruits, the names of some of which you can’t remember or spell when you are trying to google a recipe for them later in the week, well, then consider this your invitation to participate in one of the finer of life in Boone’s many pleasures. ¬†Of course, it could be argued that there is no such thing as too much coffee.

Now, add to that idyllic scene a soundtrack of live acousticized local indie-Americana music, and you will find that it hopefully does not detract too much from said joys.

Please stop by and say hello.

Yours ever,
The Worthless Son-in-Laws

On deck:
Watauga County Wednesday Farmers’ Market, Wednesday afternoon, June 2nd

In the Hole:
Valle Crucis Park, Friday evening, June 4th