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Dear Friends, The Worthless Son-in-Laws will be playing not one, not two, but three outdoor shows this weekend, which not only means plenty of rain for the garden, but also that you will need to come up with three good excuses to avoid seeing us if you are planning to avoid hurting our moms’ feelings. […]

Howdy, Friends, A three-piece version of the Worthless Son-in-Laws will be playing this morning from 9-11AM at the first Wednesday Watauga County Farmers’ Market of the season, now in its new location in the KMart parking lot during its new morning hours.  We will be helping to save energy by being totally off the grid […]

Ladies and Gentlemens: Here are the top ten or so reasons to see the Worthless Son-in-Laws this Saturday, April 9th, 10:00 PM at Galileo’s: There is no obligation to bake a pie in order to attend. You know you will get a second wind if you can actually make it out of the house and […]

Dear Friends, Now that the requisite April Fool’s joke is out of the way, we’d like to invite you to come to Char in downtown Boone tonight (April 1, 2011) from 8-11 or so, where we will be playing as part of the GSAS Pie Auction (and party).  We will be in our anti-inflation missing-man-formation […]

Dear Friends, Tomorrow night (Saturday), after possibly attending a postponed Mardi Gras party, you may want to keep the party going (or start a new one) by heading out to the Boone Saloon to see some live music.  The Worthless Son-in-Laws will be playing along with Winston-Salem’s Caleb Caudle and the Bayonets as well as […]

Dear Friends, You are probably going to the Boone Saloon after work today (Friday, February 25th), so instead of leaving just as you were starting to have fun, why not hang around a little longer, eat some dinner, and have a few more beers, because if you stay long enough, you will get to see […]

Dear friends and fan and your three kids, This Saturday, October 23rd, The Worthless Son-in-Laws will be playing at the Valle Crucis Punkin Festival. This does not mean we will be sporting studded dog collars and mohawks and whipping through our X, Germs, Sex Pistols, and Flipper covers (like last time), but it does mean […]

Our dear fine friends, The Worthless Son-in-Laws, in their infinite slackitude, are just now giving you some last-minute notice that we have a show tonight at the Boone Saloon with Guard the Van.  Good news for old people:  we are playing first.  Middling news for old people: starting first probably means 10:30 or 10:45 PM.  […]

Our dear fine friends, The Worthless Son-in-Laws, in their infinite slackitude, are just now giving you some last-minute notice that we have a show tonight at the Boone Saloon with Guard the Van.  Good news for old people:  we are playing first.  Middling news for old people: starting first probably means 10:30 or 10:45 PM.  […]

Dear Friends, We know you need to rest up for the High Country Farm Tour this weekend, but your list of excuses for not attending the Worthless Son-in-Laws show at the Jones House this Friday, August 6 is going to be reduced by two when you find out that this show is A.) early (we […]