The Worthless Son-n-Laws will be occupying a corner of the Lost Province Brewing establishment this Saturday evening, May 4th, 2019. We’ll start at 7:30 and play until they kick us out, so we should be able to get through at least a couple songs.
We’ll have some nice new clear stickers to give away. Put them on your car window, your bike, a random street sign, or, for more creative options you can give ‘em to your kids—they’ll know some great places to put stickers where they won’t easily come off. Your new flatscreen will be better for it. And your cat.
It won’t be First Friday anymore, but it will be First Saturday. This is the first full day of the month where all the art in town has already been looked at. It’s also a day when we’ll be playing songs about truck driving and bicycle commuting in short succession—i.e., a right decent day, in our book.
Please join us.
Love,
The Worthless Son-in-Laws
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Disclaimer: Of course we can assume no responsibility for any problematic sticker placement by your unchecked offspring. Especially if you let them put all the sugar packets in their sweet tea. If it helps, last time we looked, Worthless Son-in-Laws-branded cats are fetching almost three dollars on eBay (with shots). And if you do decide to enhance the appearance of any public property, please remember that the stickers are kind of awesome at picking up fingerprints, and as the Boone Po-Po don’t have a whole lot else to do, they are undoubtedly using every tool in their forensic arsenal to nab careless vandals.