{"id":82,"date":"2010-05-21T15:20:56","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T19:20:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/?p=82"},"modified":"2011-08-26T10:01:19","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T14:01:19","slug":"the-worthless-son-in-laws-at-the-watauga-farmers-market-saturday-may-22nd-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/21\/the-worthless-son-in-laws-at-the-watauga-farmers-market-saturday-may-22nd-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"The Worthless Son-in-Laws at the Watauga Farmers&#8217; Market, Saturday, May 22nd, 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends, Trusted Associates, and Respected Colleagues,<\/p>\n<p>The musical group known as the Worthless Son-in-Laws, in whose e-mailing list you have somehow become (perhaps involuntarily) entangled, would like to let you know of an impending performance at the <a href=\"http:\/\/wataugacountyfarmersmarket.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">Watauga County Farmers&#8217; Market<\/a> this Saturday, the 22nd of May, 2010, at approximately 8:30 o&#8217;clock in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>If you are not familiar with the particular joys of getting up early of a Saturday morning; strolling along the many stalls and shade tents burgeoning with local and organic produce, meats, plants, flowers, and crafts; drinking too much coffee; eating a fried pie even though you already had an ample breakfast; spying on the consumption habits of your neighbors and fellow community members; and filling your eco-friendly cloth bag with sundry vegetables and fruits, the names of some of which you can&#8217;t remember or spell when you are trying to google a recipe for them later in the week, well, then consider this your invitation to participate in one of the finer of life in Boone&#8217;s many pleasures. \u00a0Of course, it could be argued that there is no such thing as too much coffee.<\/p>\n<p>Now, add to that idyllic scene a soundtrack of live acousticized local indie-Americana music, and you will find that it hopefully does not detract too much from said joys.<\/p>\n<p>Please stop by and say hello.<\/p>\n<p>Yours ever,<br \/>\nThe Worthless Son-in-Laws<\/p>\n<p>On deck:<br \/>\nWatauga County Wednesday Farmers&#8217; Market, Wednesday afternoon, June 2nd<\/p>\n<p>In the Hole:<br \/>\nValle Crucis Park, Friday evening, June 4th<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends, Trusted Associates, and Respected Colleagues, The musical group known as the Worthless Son-in-Laws, in whose e-mailing list you have somehow become (perhaps involuntarily) entangled, would like to let you know of an impending performance at the Watauga County Farmers&#8217; Market this Saturday, the 22nd of May, 2010, at approximately 8:30 o&#8217;clock in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/84"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}