Dear Friends,<\/p>\n
We know you need to rest up for the High Country Farm Tour this weekend, but your list of excuses for not attending the Worthless Son-in-Laws show at the Jones House this Friday, August 6 is going to be reduced by two when you find out that this show is A.) early (we play at 6:00 PM), and B.) free (no costume required).\u00a0 We know the list is 8-pages single-spaced, but we have to start somewhere.\u00a0 We’d love to see you. We will be playing a short set on the Jones House front porch.\u00a0 Then you can go on an art crawl.<\/p>\n
The show starts at 5:00 PM with Danny Whittington.\u00a0 We don’t know anything about Danny, but we’re hoping he’s not too good, because we have to go on after him.<\/p>\n
You might want to get there early if you don’t want any territorial octogenarians from off the mountain giving you the evil eye when you plunk your chairs down within 10 feet of their staked-out patch of grass.\u00a0 If you get there first, you can give THEM the evil eye.\u00a0 But let’s all try to be civil, shall we?\u00a0 And when we’re done with that, maybe we can relegate the word “shall” to antiquity, where it belongs.<\/p>\n
Hope to see you soon.<\/p>\n
Love,
\nThe Worthless Son-in-Laws<\/p>\n
P.S.: While you are planning your weekend, you should know we are also playing Saturday evening at Galileo’s.\u00a0 While this show is not free, it is only $5, and the money goes for a good cause, which is fighting breast cancer.\u00a0 We will be joining several other bands, including our pals the High Country Neckbeard Orchestra, the Major 7’s, and the Drawlstrings.\u00a0 This show starts at 6:00PM and runs until after midnight.\u00a0 We start at 8:00 PM.<\/p>\n
Disclaimer:\u00a0 As we certainly hope to be territorial octogenarians one day ourselves, no actual octogenarians were purposely harmed or insulted during the composition of this e-mail.\u00a0 I mean, come on, old people don’t really even have eight legs, anyway.<\/p>\n