{"id":217,"date":"2018-07-18T16:52:17","date_gmt":"2018-07-18T20:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/?p=217"},"modified":"2018-07-18T16:55:34","modified_gmt":"2018-07-18T20:55:34","slug":"resplendent-verge-album-release-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/2018\/07\/18\/resplendent-verge-album-release-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Resplendent Verge album release party at Boone Saloon Saturday, July 21st, 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>The Worthless Son-in-Laws,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

sons-in-law of various mothers-in-law who have chosen to remain unnamed,<\/em><\/p>\n

request the honor of your presence<\/em><\/p>\n

even if your honor has been besmirched a bit already<\/em><\/p>\n

at our<\/em><\/p>\n

Album Release Party<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

for our new album<\/em><\/p>\n

Resplendent Verge<\/strong><\/p>\n

on Saturday<\/em><\/p>\n

the twenty-first of July, two thousand eighteen<\/em><\/p>\n

that means this Saturday<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

you know, like July 21st, 2018<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

only written out in words instead of numbers<\/em><\/p>\n

and probably said with a British or at least a Charleston accent<\/em><\/p>\n

At eight o\u2019clock in the evening<\/em><\/p>\n

(that\u2019s 8:00 p.m.<\/strong>, numbers nerds)<\/em><\/p>\n

at the Boone Saloon<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Boone, North Carolina<\/em><\/p>\n

so you can hang out and talk some before<\/em><\/p>\n

music begins promptly at nine p.m. in the post meridian<\/em><\/p>\n

(9:00 p.m.<\/strong> in the p.m.)<\/em><\/p>\n

you\u2019re welcome, old people<\/em><\/p>\n

we will have unintelligible stage patter\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

where you understand every third or fourth word<\/em><\/p>\n

it\u2019s alright\u00a0just laugh when everyone else does<\/em><\/p>\n

With special guests<\/em><\/p>\n

Earleine<\/a>, Noelle Austin<\/a>, <\/em><\/strong>and<\/em> Aaron Ballance<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

because they are amazing<\/em><\/p>\n

and well\u00a0we need all the help we can get<\/em><\/p>\n

Formal dress not required<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

thank god<\/em><\/p>\n

but it can\u2019t hurt, either<\/em><\/p>\n

A small donation at the door of five dollars is requested<\/em><\/p>\n

and is not\u00a0really technically a donation<\/em><\/p>\n

since we aren’t a charity<\/em><\/p>\n

so even if you are just being charitable<\/em><\/p>\n

you can\u2019t write it off on your taxes<\/em><\/p>\n

unless you are entertaining business clients or something<\/em><\/p>\n

otherwise you can stand outside on the sidewalk<\/em><\/p>\n

and pretend to smoke<\/em><\/p>\n

or actually smoke<\/em><\/p>\n

but for liability purposes we will note here that smoking will usually eventually kill you<\/em><\/p>\n

and you can look through the window\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

but it makes those people at the window table nervous<\/em><\/p>\n

when you do that<\/em><\/p>\n

There will be merchandise for sale<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

including the new compact disc<\/em><\/p>\n

whatever that is<\/em><\/p>\n

that we probably shouldn\u2019t sell before the official release date<\/em><\/p>\n

but you are our friends so it\u2019s o.k.<\/em><\/p>\n

&<\/em><\/p>\n

we’re actually kind of proud of it<\/em><\/p>\n

&<\/em><\/p>\n

we want you to hear it<\/em><\/p>\n

&<\/em><\/p>\n

we have\u00a0t-shirts<\/em><\/p>\n

so we can supplement the millions of dollars<\/em><\/p>\n

we already make\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

every time you stream one of our songs on Spotify or Pandora<\/em><\/p>\n

The Boone Saloon will be purveying various alcoholic and non-alcoholic libations<\/em><\/p>\n

& comestibles<\/em><\/p>\n

in exchange for any money you have left over\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

after buying CDs and t-shirts for all your relatives<\/em><\/p>\n

Please come<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

because we like you<\/em><\/p>\n

and because your friends will be there<\/em><\/p>\n

especially if you invite them to come with you<\/em><\/p>\n

and who else is going to give you a ride home otherwise<\/em><\/p>\n

and also because we only have an album release party<\/em><\/p>\n

every five or seven years or so<\/em><\/p>\n

So, really.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Thanks.<\/em><\/p>\n

Love,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The Worthless Son-in-Laws<\/strong><\/p>\n

Facebook event page<\/a><\/p>\n

Spotify<\/a><\/p>\n

Pandora<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Worthless Son-in-Laws, sons-in-law of various mothers-in-law who have chosen to remain unnamed, request the honor of your presence even if your honor has been besmirched a bit already at our Album Release Party for our new album Resplendent Verge on Saturday the twenty-first of July, two thousand eighteen that means this Saturday you know, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":221,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions\/221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.soninlaws.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}